The First Annual NSFW Christmas Helper Thread

[Otis]

'Twas the week before Christmas

And all of the FAQers

Said the OT could use

Some girls with big knockers

Not subframes or guilbos or

Carpets or steelies

But half-nekked girls

In g-strings and high healies

Although no 02s

Appear with these tarts

Each wrapped box below

Is filled with car parts

Keep clicking the thread

And thus you will find

The best eye candy

And the shapeliest behinds

And so we begin

A holiday tradition

The First Annual Santa's Helper -

Holiday Edition

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas - From Otis

[jmon0261]

The Gift that keeps on Giving. http://wonyk.com/node/2816

Keep on Stuffing those Stalkings - Mr Otis !

[Otis]

The Gift!

On the sixth day before Christmas,

Otis gave to me ...

[Otis]

Ten babes a-milkin'

Five blondes in high heals

Four babes with presents

Three (counting Santa)

Two tarts in lights ...

[Otis]

And a bare butt on the mantle place!

[MAD02]

YES!! But this thread needs more Christina Hendricks and Hitomi Tanaka!!

[pureaudio]

I love Christmas!

[Otis]

I love Christmas!

"Soon it will be Christmas Day ..."

[Otis]

YES!! more!!

Only three posting days left until Christmas!

[Otis]

We interrupt this Thread, to bring you - hot girls of Chanukah.

[Otis]

Okay, Chanukah was good fun. But in the meantime - back to Bad Santa!

[Otis]

Plus, Santa's Reindeer.

[jmon0261]

Still two posting days left!

[Otis]

Still two posting days left!

Yes, but I hope you're not sitting around your computer, having hand party in pants. Instead, I hope instead that you're out buying gifts for your significant one - because unless you treat them right, they won't let you play with cars. And remember, diamonds are a girl's best friend.

[Otis]

Candy Canes!