How NOT to list a car on eBay.

[danco_]

46 minutes ago, ray_ said:

Shall I try $5000.01?

Duh. 

 

What are you waiting for? 

[ray_]

1 minute ago, danco_ said:

Duh. 

 

What are you waiting for? 

 

 

Your affirmation, dummy

[ac123099]

If it sells for 30000 we are all sitting on a gold mine. Not holding my breath 

[ray_]

It appears my offer of $5000.01 has not yet been declined

 

It expires in 1 day and 1 hour.

 

If he doesn't decline me, do I win?

 

[danco_]

15 hours ago, ray_ said:

It appears my offer of $5000.01 has not yet been declined

 

It expires in 1 day and 1 hour.

 

If he doesn't decline me, do I win?

 

WE’ll go in on it for halves, but since you’re mr. Moneybags over here, you are paying for the extra $0.01.

 

 

[ray_]

Well, I have bad news. My offer has been spurned. 

 

Maybe someone can offer... a bit... more...

 

?

[Conserv]

1 hour ago, ray_ said:

Well, I have bad news. My offer has been spurned. 

 

Maybe someone can offer... a bit... more...

 

?

 

So sorry to hear, Ray.  I know you had staked your hopes and dreams on that....well, whatever the hell it is.... ?

 

Best regards,

 

Steve

 

Edited December 7, 2017 by Conserv

[ray_]

11 minutes ago, Conserv said:

 

So sorry to hear, Ray.  I know you had staked your hopes and dreams on that....well, whatever the hell it is.... ?

 

Best regards,

 

Steve

 

 

Actually I was dreading winning... since I haven't concocted a plan on how to 'splain such a thing to the wife.

 

 

Thanks for your concern, Steve!

 

 

[Conserv]

3 hours ago, ray_ said:

 

Actually I was dreading winning... since I haven't concocted a plan on how to 'splain such a thing to the wife.

 

 

Thanks for your concern, Steve!

 

 

 

What’s to ‘splain, Ray?  You can flip it — whatever it is — for $30K!  ?

 

Best regards,

 

Steve