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You might be an 02 nerd if:


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1. Half your t-shirts in your drawer say so.

2. All your relatives already know your car’s name.

3. Your wife has already given up asking you to get a “real” car.

4. You feel proud to be one of the few people in the world that know what a guibo is.

5. You feel compelled to educate other BMW owners about the 02 legacy.

6. You learned your Geography by memorizing all the 02 colors.

7. Other cars feel “strange”.

8. You talk to your car.

9. Friends call you on their cell phone, just to report the sighting of another 02.

10. Your email address has 02 in it.

11. Your stash of 02 spare parts is larger than your earthquake preparedness kit.

12. February 2nd is as big as any national holiday.

13. You suffer of NLAphobia. You are convinced there will be a time – during your lifetime - when you no longer be able to drive you car for lack of spare parts – hence your secret stash.

14. Most of your friends, also own an 02.

15. Despite your encyclopedic 02 knowledge, finding out something new becomes a huge event, equal to the discovery of another planet.

16. You use words nobody else uses anymore: motoring, enthusiasts, etc.

17. You plan your vacations around 02 events.

18. You are reading this list, nodding your head and smiling.

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you own more than two 02's

you check this website daily

you look at forlorn 02's like stray puppies or kittens.

you respond to posts of a non-technical/instructive nature

i'm guilty as charged of items 6,7,11,13,15,and 18 and the above

Former owner of 2570440 & 2760440
Current owner of 6 non-op 02's

& 1 special alfa

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I'm glad I'm not the only one. I feel like the '02 has ruined me for newer cars. I drove a couple of E46es--fast, yes; handled well, yes. But involvement? I felt like I was piloting a video game. My brother-in-law's new 244-hp Accord with a 6-speed? Kinda fun, but 80 mph felt like 30. A driving appliance. I drive anything else and just wish it was an '02. OK, my '85 GTI was pretty good, but it's the closest I've come.

Of course, during my 10-to-11-month driving fasts in China I would be happy to drive almost anything. Well, except for some of the taxis I ride in, praying all the time for little things, like the door's staying closed and our making it between that overloaded three-wheeled truck and the city bus...

-Dave

Colorado '71 2002

'17 VW GTI Sport
'10 Honda Odyssey Family & Stuff Hauler

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