Funny eBay pic

[ClayW]

"Wow! A 2002!"

Funny image from this eBay auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-2002-1972-Golf-Yellow-Classic-Hi-perf-Not-Tii_W0QQitemZ120233324697QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item120233324697

Couldn't help it....had to share. Feel free to insert your own caption.

[02Les]

That's ones not Golf. Neither is the one being auctioned anymore.

[H_Krix]

that car confuses me... Its a 73, if the big rear bumper is original, but it doesn't have any lower molding, and it has US spec sidemarker lights...

Is that typical? Aren't those 1600 wheels, too?

[InkaSteve]

"Oh crap, you ran over STinky!"

[Guest Anonymous]

When we purchased this vehicle, we were told the vehicle was absolutely stock with "zed" miles on the clock although the vehicle was used extensively in wind tunnel testing. (It was discovered that if the wheels were turned perpendicular to the body, the drag coefficient was more slippery than a squid.

The prototype grille was a one-off original as were the US DOT approved side markers. The only thing we planned to add to the car before high speed testing was seafoam or saltwater from the SF Bay area, as certain experts suggested it will smooth things out.

The person pictured is actually a 45 year old male who has been taking seafoam treatments. It is NOT Jonny with his sunday-got-to-church-clothes! His reaction is to first thinking he discovered where Jonny keeps his extra shock absorbers and then the shock of actually finding Alonzo under the pile of Jonny's CV stash!

P.S. Kris: Those wheels are typical of 1600's and early 02's that sport wheel covers. The vehicle had been left parked near downtown Atlanta and the wind blew em off.

[Guest Anonymous]

"Oh crap, STinky ran you over! I told you you should have used a timing light to him first. Now he's really MAD!"

[Guest Anonymous]

C.D. (Happy he bought it because it has genu-wine mudflaps).

[ClayW]

When we purchased this vehicle, we were told the vehicle was absolutely stock with "zed" miles on the clock although the vehicle was used extensively in wind tunnel testing. (It was discovered that if the wheels were turned perpendicular to the body, the drag coefficient was more slippery than a squid.

The prototype grille was a one-off original as were the US DOT approved side markers. The only thing we planned to add to the car before high speed testing was seafoam or saltwater from the SF Bay area, as certain experts suggested it will smooth things out.

The person pictured is actually a 45 year old male who has been taking seafoam treatments. It is NOT Jonny with his sunday-got-to-church-clothes! His reaction is to first thinking he discovered where Jonny keeps his extra shock absorbers and then the shock of actually finding Alonzo under the pile of Jonny's CV stash!

P.S. Kris: Those wheels are typical of 1600's and early 02's that sport wheel covers. The vehicle had been left parked near downtown Atlanta and the wind blew em off.

Um.....what?

[ClayW]

"Who painted the grill black on a roundie?!"

[Schweineback]

Note: For additional $600 will installed color matched Kanei Front Spoiler / Air Dam and remove front bumper.

Now there's a joke.

[H_Krix]

"Pay $15 for a new hood roundel, cheap-ass!"

[Guest Anonymous]

"Mommy Mommy, come quick. Uncle Jonny's wearing pants!"

[ought2]

Hey! I think I found AL!

[Guest Anonymous]

Are we talking carpet supplies? Or the lost Dutchman mine?

[InkaSteve]

"Wow! Ashleigh, they look a lot bigger in person!"