How to beat those automated phone solicitors

[ScottNC]

If you get one of those calls where there is a recorded phone sales pitch, just press 9 and your number will usually be deleted from their call list.

[Jim_75Sahara]

If I get called by a live one trying to sell me something, it's time for fun. I begin by saying: "Hewohh" using my best Elmer Fudd voice in confused mode! Then I act as though I have all the time in the world, talking nonsense over their spiel, never forgetting that I AM Elmer Fudd.

[KFunk]

How to beat those automated phone solicitors

Damn it, I was hoping this thread would tell me how to physically beat the crap out of them.

[ray_]

Can't you just pull your phone and the cord will then drag them thru the wall into your home?

What? No phone cord???

;-p

How to beat those automated phone solicitors

Damn it, I was hoping this thread would tell me how to physically beat the crap out of them.

[SteveJ]

WOW!

That means you are a millionaire.

You own a mansion und a yacht.

If I am so inclined, I either like to speak Japanese (which I know next to nothing) or just set the phone down next to the TV.