Wife is out of town, and...

[bmcallister]

1. MNF is on at what I consider a reasonable volume (my condolences for you cheese heads)

2. I have eaten a very satisfying dinner that did NOT contain any vegetables or other food items considered healthy.

3. Dog is at my feet.

4. BMW parts being worked on while I sit on the couch.

5. More BMW parts on the dining room table.

6. Floor mats are getting cleaned in the dishwasher (this IS the BEST way!).

7. More BMW parts just ordered.

:-)

[ought2]

Yet, another page out of Blunt's playbook...

[pkbinplano]

Parts in dishwasher ???

[ToddK]

Dishwasher. Not just for baseball hats and engine parts anymore. I got popped washing an intake manifold a couple of weeks ago when I thought the wife and kids were heading to the movies.

[mcaden]

1. MNF is on at what I consider a reasonable volume (my condolences for you cheese heads)

2. I have eaten a very satisfying dinner that did NOT contain any vegetables or other food items considered healthy.

3. Dog is at my feet.

4. BMW parts being worked on while I sit on the couch.

5. More BMW parts on the dining room table.

6. Floor mats are getting cleaned in the dishwasher (this IS the BEST way!).

7. More BMW parts just ordered.

:-)

Life is good.

[BLUNT]

i admire a man with the skills to pull this off. i recently washed all my wax rags in the washing machine and forgot to wipe out the film of mothers waxy residue on the washer drum after removing the rags and hiding them in the garage.

i blamed my son but he happened to come home right at that moment and denied everything. i had a set of smoked e30 ellipsoids in the dishwasher last night and nothing was said at all.

[ought2]

Perhaps your wife was preoccupied with filling out the divorce paperwork?

[BLUNT]

Perhaps your wife was preoccupied with filling out the divorce paperwork?

perhaps she will start tonight... heres the kitchen table this morning,

[ought2]

I'm just curious as to why your book has no reference to removing resin dye from formica. Will that be in the sequel? Fortunately, I have 2 grandchildren to blame this on for now.

[02Les]

Perhaps your wife was preoccupied with filling out the divorce paperwork?

perhaps she will start tonight... heres the kitchen table this morning,

You put a sheet over the table - that doesn't count. Unless you took it straight of the bed (lol).

[auggiemize]

If that's truly a this morning shot, you might get brownie points with momma by getting the damn plants in from the deck this afternoon before they all freeze out tonight...Dave V. in not yet frosty western NC

[conkitchen]

Photo from your parts cleaning party before you cleaned up.

[JohnP]

Well played. I screwed up. Left the old fuel pump on the coffee table overnight and gas leaked. A nice white splotch on the finish is now a constant reminder of the new house dictum that NO car/motorcycle parts etc etc come in the house, ever, no how, on penalty of whatever, YADAYADAYADA..

[ought2]

Is it true, Steve, that a bevy of lederhosen-clad young ladies were recently spotted sneaking out your back door?

[AndyS]

Photo from your parts cleaning party before you cleaned up.

WTF...Way too Funny!