Applications Being Accepted: Team Otis Racing

[M3M3]

or maybe a fourth? i have this empty solid 73 shell sitting next to my shop....hmmmmm.

must resist!

[jgerock]

or maybe a fourth? i have this empty solid 73 shell sitting next to my shop....hmmmmm.

must resist!

Just when you thought it was safe to scalp MORE parts from the '73! LOL.

[ToddK]

I'll see your union jack and raise you one.

[jgerock]

is there room for a second car on your team?

Or maybe a 3rd? If and when I get my track car put together.

Gotta Love those helpers!

Arden - will your wife help sponsor your car? Does she know you keep one in hiding??

[M3M3]

that your ITS car Todd?

my race car used to be ITS....now ITR

[ToddK]

It now has a 4.0 liter, so technically it should be in ITR now. I need to get new stickers for it. This one is still an ITS car, but it needs a new shell. I plan on getting to it as soon as I finish the BMW EP car I'm building now.

[M3M3]

would be fun to meet on a track someday!

[conkitchen]

My new acquisition.

Applications being accepted for Team Otis Racing. Numerous positions available. Team hiring preferences given to buxom blonde porn stars with large fake silicon headlights...

I'm guessing she could fullfill numerous positions.

[Otis]

Never saw you as a blue with grey stripe suit kinda guy

I haven't settled on team colors yet. Still exploring options.

[Otis]

i would be willing to fly out and be a handler if 74tiigolf sends his helpers

Well, come on down. The pit crew grows by the day.

"Racing ... is all well and good, but you can never have too many trackside strippers." Sam Smith, "Racing schedules meet the stripper pole," Roundel (Dec. 2009), p. 21.

[BLUNT]

oh i very much like the formula1 2002 woman. i would like to pit on her team

[Otis]

She's smokin' hot, no doubt. So her application gets serious consideration. I'm kinda partial to the tire handlers, however. There's just something about a girl who knows how to handle the rubbers.

[Dutchie3719]

I vote we go with pink. Thats cred in the paddock right there.

[Otis]

Pink is great. So is orange and blue (like the Hot Wheels theme), and I'm partial to racing checks. But considering the rear stick-on horsepower gainer mechanism, I may be forced to continue with the Union Jack theme.

[Otis]

Also, BLUNT, can you source a race seat for me? The Sparco rep below may be able to help you locate one for me. I've also included another shot of your favorite applicant (Formula1 2002) as advance "payment" for helping me out.

The other photos? Simply more applicants. The third one - well, she's a lock. I just don't know abou the Frau, however. Sturdy must have sent her.